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笑話彙整 - 哈利王美食小當家 https://harryeat.com/category/laughing/ 分享美食小地方 Sat, 03 Mar 2018 00:42:04 +0000 zh-TW hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.5.2 194309957 [笑話] 為什麼進去停車場繳費完的人都撐著拐杖出來 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1140/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=%25e7%25ac%2591%25e8%25a9%25b1-%25e7%2582%25ba%25e4%25bb%2580%25e9%25ba%25bc%25e9%2580%25b2%25e5%258e%25bb%25e5%2581%259c%25e8%25bb%258a%25e5%25a0%25b4%25e7%25b9%25b3%25e8%25b2%25bb%25e5%25ae%258c%25e7%259a%2584%25e4%25ba%25ba%25e9%2583%25bd%25e6%2592%2590%25e8%2591%2597%25e6%258b%2590%25e6%259d%2596%25e5%2587%25ba https://harryeat.com/laughing/1140/#respond Sat, 03 Mar 2018 00:42:04 +0000 http://box5934.temp.domains/~harryeat/?p=1140 Hits: 23Q為什麼進去停車場繳費完的人都撐著拐杖出來? &nb …

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Q為什麼進去停車場繳費完的人都撐著拐杖出來?

A 因為他們用自動繳費機 (腳廢)……………

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[笑話] 為什麼原子中的電子可以吃 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1134/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=%25e7%25ac%2591%25e8%25a9%25b1-%25e7%2582%25ba%25e4%25bb%2580%25e9%25ba%25bc%25e5%258e%259f%25e5%25ad%2590%25e4%25b8%25ad%25e7%259a%2584%25e9%259b%25bb%25e5%25ad%2590%25e5%258f%25af%25e4%25bb%25a5%25e5%2590%2583 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1134/#respond Mon, 26 Feb 2018 00:23:21 +0000 http://box5934.temp.domains/~harryeat/?p=1134 Hits: 13Q為什麼原子中的電子可以吃 &nbsp …

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Q為什麼原子中的電子可以吃

A 因為她是負的 (Food)

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[笑話] 學生、大學生、鎖匠誰最聰明 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1129/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=%25e7%25ac%2591%25e8%25a9%25b1-%25e5%25ad%25b8%25e7%2594%259f%25e3%2580%2581%25e5%25a4%25a7%25e5%25ad%25b8%25e7%2594%259f%25e3%2580%2581%25e9%258e%2596%25e5%258c%25a0-%25e8%25aa%25b0%25e6%259c%2580%25e8%2581%25b0%25e6%2598%258e https://harryeat.com/laughing/1129/#respond Sat, 24 Feb 2018 03:33:10 +0000 http://box5934.temp.domains/~harryeat/?p=1129 Hits: 25Q學生、大學生、鎖匠誰最聰明 &nb …

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Q學生、大學生、鎖匠誰最聰明

A 鎖匠，因為他是研究鎖(鎖)的

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[笑話] 小雞有一天要老雞說再見 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1126/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=%25e7%25ac%2591%25e8%25a9%25b1-%25e5%25b0%258f%25e9%259b%259e%25e6%259c%2589%25e4%25b8%2580%25e5%25a4%25a9%25e8%25a6%2581%25e8%2580%2581%25e9%259b%259e%25e8%25aa%25aa%25e5%2586%258d%25e8%25a6%258b https://harryeat.com/laughing/1126/#respond Fri, 23 Feb 2018 00:07:01 +0000 http://box5934.temp.domains/~harryeat/?p=1126 Hits: 58小雞有一天要老雞說再見老雞掰~~~ 然後小雞就被打了

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小雞有一天要老雞說再見

老雞掰~~~

然後小雞就被打了

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[笑話] 為什麼做壞事要選在中午 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1125/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=%25e7%25ac%2591%25e8%25a9%25b1-%25e7%2582%25ba%25e4%25bb%2580%25e9%25ba%25bc%25e5%2581%259a%25e5%25a3%259e%25e4%25ba%258b%25e8%25a6%2581%25e9%2581%25b8%25e5%259c%25a8%25e4%25b8%25ad%25e5%258d%2588 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1125/#respond Tue, 20 Feb 2018 23:35:10 +0000 http://box5934.temp.domains/~harryeat/?p=1125 Hits: 83Q: 為什麼做壞事要選在中午 …

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Q: 為什麼做壞事要選在中午

A: 因為早晚會有報應

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[笑話] 請問世界上甚麼刀最長 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1122/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=%25e7%25ac%2591%25e8%25a9%25b1-%25e8%25ab%258b%25e5%2595%258f%25e4%25b8%2596%25e7%2595%258c%25e4%25b8%258a%25e7%2594%259a%25e9%25ba%25bc%25e5%2588%2580%25e6%259c%2580%25e9%2595%25b7 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1122/#respond Tue, 20 Feb 2018 00:20:52 +0000 http://box5934.temp.domains/~harryeat/?p=1122 Hits: 27Q:請問世界上甚麼刀最長 …

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Q:請問世界上甚麼刀最長

A:屠龍刀

Too long

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[笑話] 我最近想學游泳 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1118/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=%25e7%25ac%2591%25e8%25a9%25b1-%25e6%2588%2591%25e6%259c%2580%25e8%25bf%2591%25e6%2583%25b3%25e5%25ad%25b8%25e6%25b8%25b8%25e6%25b3%25b3 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1118/#respond Sun, 18 Feb 2018 16:59:49 +0000 http://box5934.temp.domains/~harryeat/?p=1118 Hits: 21小華跟阿美是同班同學,小華一直暗戀著阿美。有一天,小華鼓起勇氣跟阿美說了幹話。小華 :&n …

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小華跟阿美是同班同學,小華一直暗戀著阿美。

有一天,小華鼓起勇氣跟阿美說了幹話。

小華 : 阿美, 我最近想學游泳耶?

阿美: ??

小華: 因為見到你我就墜入愛河了。

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[笑話] 誰殺了牛奶 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1115/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=%25e7%25ac%2591%25e8%25a9%25b1-%25e8%25aa%25b0%25e6%25ae%25ba%25e4%25ba%2586%25e7%2589%259b%25e5%25a5%25b6 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1115/#respond Sat, 17 Feb 2018 01:19:00 +0000 http://box5934.temp.domains/~harryeat/?p=1115 Hits: 40Q誰殺了牛奶 &nbsp …

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Q誰殺了牛奶

A 綠豆

因為綠豆沙牛奶ㄈ

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[笑話] 甚麼動物最容易懷孕 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1113/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=%25e7%25ac%2591%25e8%25a9%25b1-%25e7%2594%259a%25e9%25ba%25bc%25e5%258b%2595%25e7%2589%25a9%25e6%259c%2580%25e5%25ae%25b9%25e6%2598%2593%25e6%2587%25b7%25e5%25ad%2595 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1113/#respond Wed, 14 Feb 2018 23:54:15 +0000 http://box5934.temp.domains/~harryeat/?p=1113 Hits: 23Q 甚麼動物最容易懷孕 &n …

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Q 甚麼動物最容易懷孕

A 刺蝟

因為牠背上很多刺

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[笑話]脖子扭到要搭甚麼車去醫院 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1112/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=%25e7%25ac%2591%25e8%25a9%25b1%25e8%2584%2596%25e5%25ad%2590%25e6%2589%25ad%25e5%2588%25b0%25e8%25a6%2581%25e6%2590%25ad%25e7%2594%259a%25e9%25ba%25bc%25e8%25bb%258a%25e5%258e%25bb%25e9%2586%25ab%25e9%2599%25a2 https://harryeat.com/laughing/1112/#respond Wed, 14 Feb 2018 00:45:42 +0000 http://box5934.temp.domains/~harryeat/?p=1112 Hits: 74Q 脖子扭到要搭甚麼車去醫院 …

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Q 脖子扭到要搭甚麼車去醫院

A: 接駁車 (接脖車)

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